Budbox

This is a portable unit. "It is extremly handy for free voice calls
and tapping a near by house's line. It's really easy to make so don't
worry about it (unlike a blue box!). 

Materials required to build the Bud Box
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(2) alligator clips
(1) one peice fone or (1) normal fone (one peice is easier.)
      some good wire
(1) soldering iron
      some solder

Contruction of the Bud Box:
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1)  Cut the wire that connects the fone to the wall. Inside there should
be 4 colored wires. Yellow, red, green, and black. If the wire are not
colored, no need to get worried. The two in the middle are red reen.
Those are the two you need. 

2)  Make sure to keep about 1-2 feet of this wire connected to the fone
unless you want to use the other wire listed above. Now solder one alligator
clip to the green wire, and one the red.

3)  If you're using the other wire, strip the ends and solder oe it goes off 
leaving you in the clear

genuine fun:      *These are killer laughs....had to leave them in...*ROTFL*
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find a good road in your neighborhood or somewhere else where only one car
will be going by at a time....if the road is too busy this won't work...
now take some fish line and get enough to stretch across the road and clear
it on both sides by 2-3 feet....you must also find a place with mail boxes
or electric boxes across the road from each other....now tie the fish line to
two of the liter bottles on each side ...the idea is to set the line up so
it will be just above fender level you must also make sure that while the
bottles will not fall over that the will come off when a car passes....
after a car passes watch and see how far your little present stays with
them...coffee can may be preferred because they produce a more pleasing
effect to the ears when dragging behing the victim...also don't stand
too close to the line incase you catch an ulikely jogger

also did you ever believe in santa as a kid...well we have a new variation
on chimney suprises...just go by the nearest supermarket and obtain (how
ever you want) a watermelon... decorating the watermelon is optional
becuase it is likely that the decorations will be messed up during
action.....anywayz now for hard part....in some way climb up to
the top of their chimney and drop the water melon down their chimney...if
there is one of those damn grates on top take it home for a souvenir

ever seen those luminaria things around christmas time?...well this
idea can be used at the same time as the fake santa to create a real
feeling of christmas and 'gift'-giving ok now....take that ample supply of
shit and fill some little paper bags (about 4)...then spray it with gas
and leave your 'gift' on someone's porch  and light the bag....then ring
the door..haul ass...and watch to see if the person is in a christmassy
spirit....by the way watch to see if they try and stomp it out...that's

messy eh?